A dissection of the latest Anthropologie cover by toddlers


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Elliot: What happened to her?

Clementine: Owie?

Me: I don’t think so. I think she’s just resting.

Clementine: Boo-boo?

Me: No, I think she’s just fine.

Elliot: She’s going to fall in the water and drown and get eaten by sharks.

40 thoughts on “A dissection of the latest Anthropologie cover by toddlers

  1. Too funny!! And your pics from the weekend are fabulous!! I want to see what you made…… πŸ™‚
    almost done with my show off bag(s)
    Your directions are quite well written! Well done!

  2. LOL, so cute!

    DH and I enjoy coming up with similar types of captions for J Crew catalogs. They are so absurd!

  3. Hahaha! That’s just perfect. I never knew getting eaten by sharks was a harzard for models. Thanks for the laugh on this busy Friday. πŸ™‚

  4. hah, love it. My Mom and I used to go through the Pottery Barn and other catalogs commenting on the implausible set ups and precarious flower arrangements.

  5. I love it! You should ask Max what SJ thought the gardener was doing when he was late. It involved a lot of sound effects….booms… haha. Can’t wait for Coco to grow up πŸ˜‰

  6. That’s hilarious!

    I haven’t been by in a while – apparently, my link to your blog in my blogroll was broken. Good thing I checked! lol. I’ve been missing good stuff!

  7. Bahahaha! Or maybe eaten by that huge crocodile (alligator?) from “Lake Placid.” You know, where Betty White was feeding cows to it?

  8. this is a hilarious post. I, too, wondered about this cover when I got it. All I could think of was “that doesn’t look comfortable, bet she has a bony back, too” and… “how nice it must be to sit down!” (I chase a 14 month old a lot right now).
    Gotta love their catalog, though, right? Inspiration galore! πŸ™‚

  9. Haha, I love it!! Thanks for keeping me laughing while im at work! I was wondering why an Anthropologie cover was on your email! Priceless! And that Elliot! Typical little boy! πŸ˜€

  10. Love love love that! She is shading her eyes as if she had bumped her head, and lying on the ground like that is pretty weird. πŸ˜› So cute for the kiddos to call it like it is.

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